We ARE???

Getting dressed in the locker room after a swim meet:

Rachel F: "My pants are wet!"

Rachel J: "My shirt is wet."

Anna E: "My pants are wet, too!"

Rachel F: "Hey, guys.....we must be at a swim meet!"

Caution!!

Me: *trips going up the stairs*
Joel: "Hey, Lizzie, there's stairs there!"

A few minutes later, I was mopping up the drink that I spilled when I tripped, and Joel comes back.
Joel: "I think I'll put a 'Caution: stairs' sign at the bottom of the stairs, so you won't trip going UP the stairs anymore!"