Random. Like rulers and chipmunks.

Joel: you should slow down for speed bumps so you don't jump over them so far.


(while talking about ghosts) Kara: if you could come back, I don't think I would... It would be *mean* to haunt people!


(while we were having a nice family chat) Joel:*gasp* cabbages!! [runs out of the room]


Mom: Joel, would you rather have a rabbit or a banana tree?
Joel: banana tree.
Mom: I want a duck, can you give me one?
Dad: .... I'll just have a popsicle


(when we discovered a very evil bug in our car) Joel: It's weird how big it's STINGER is.


--Sarah

Dude, you should've been there!!

Joel: One time, I wanted cherries for breakfast, but mom said, "no, we don't have any cherries."


After Daddy won his second Scrabble game out of two, Joel suggested they play team Scrabble.
Mom: Huh? What's that?
Joel: You like, add two people's scores together.
Mom: Oh! We should do that!
Joel: Yeah, that way, there's less losers!!


Unfortunately, these quotes are the kind where you had to have been there. The first one still cracks me up when I think of it. :P

--Sarah

Vacation Quotes

Playing Bananagrams.
Mom: What is that?!?
Joel: Holyrain. (pronounced HOLYrain)
Mom: Holyrain.
Joel: ... yeah.

Mom: Hey, you!
Dad: I'm not "hey you"! I'm his brother, Hu Yu.

Today's "thot" from Mikey's Funnies:

Confidence is the feeling you have before you really understand the problem.